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97.3’s
Tuesday
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Tootin
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Always
and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
~~JD
When a thing is done, it's done. Don't look back. Look forward to your next
objective.
-- George C.
Marshall
In front
of a woman if you bow at all, bow low.
~~SR
I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my
own feelings.
-- Wolfgang
Amadeus Mozart
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the
things we do.
-- Freya
Madeline Stark
There are a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty then they have ever
been before, because a lot of their fear is gone.
~SM
Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much. -- John Wayne, Advice on
acting
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like
other people. -- James Russell Lowell
It is
hard to plot a husband/boyfriends demise objectively and still carry a tune.
~~KB
Tuesdays
Cool
Word
of The
Day
Easy
for Steve,
and
Scott.
What is represented below?
S V
K E
I S
P S
P E
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circumspect
\SER-kum-spekt\
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adjective
Meaning
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: careful to consider all circumstances and possible consequences : prudent
Example Sentence
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“Indications are that school boards, uncertain of what voters will do, have
been more circumspect in drafting budgets.” (The Star-Ledger [Newark,
New Jersey], April 7, 2008)
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The clock in the instructor's room will be wrong.
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Disaster will occur when visitors are in the room.
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A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
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The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the
information retained by students.
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A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker
produces.
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Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children
start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.
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The problem child will be a school board member's son.
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When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.
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If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is
late to the faculty meeting.
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New students come from schools that do not teach anything.
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Good students move away.
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When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: "weirdo"
rather than "emotionally disturbed".
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The instructor's study hall be the largest in several years.
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The administration will view the study hall as the teacher's preparation
time.
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Clocks will run more quickly during free time.
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On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent
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If the instructor teaches art, the principal will be an ex-coach and will
dislike art. If the instructor is a coach, the principal will be an ex-coach
who took a winning team to the state.
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Murphy's Law will go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.
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Weiner's Law of Libraries
There are no answers, only cross references.
Joke
#
1
The
Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada,
just yards away from the North Dakota border.
Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute
between the United States and Canada for
generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated
her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son
and three grandchildren.
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter.
"I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government
has come to an agreement with the people in Washington.
They've decided that our land is really part of the United
States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of
the agreement. What do you think?"
"What do I think?" his mother said. "Jump at it! Call them
right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could
stand another one of those Canadian winters!"
Joke
#
2
In the depths of the countryside there lived a farmer who took care of baby
animals.
The farm was very peaceful until one day the farmer's pig was murdered. Now
the farmer took the incident very seriously, so he started an investigation.
Unfortunately, the only witness the farmer had to this murder was his pet
bunny rabbit.
Since the rabbit was unable to speak and tell him who murdered his little
pig, the farmer lined up his four prime suspects, a cow, a horse, a goat,
and a duck, and told the rabbit to pick out who had committed the dirty
deed.
The rabbit hopped up and down the line, checking each animal, and then
finally hopped forward three feet, and stopped in front of the goat.
"It wasn't me! It wasn't me!" yelled the goat.
The farmer shook his head and said, "The hare's looking at you, kid."
Joke
#
3
Two
tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches,
they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they finally stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before
we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr,
Kiiiiing."
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Skipper is another word
for captain.
Vessel is another word for ship.
These two words both go down.