Sunny 97.3 ‘s Thursday’s Thunderin Thongs

 

 

 

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. ~~JD

 

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
            -- Clive Barnes

 

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.  -- Ronald Reagan

 

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. ~~SM

To see the earth as it truly is, small and blue and beautiful in that eternal silence where it floats, is to see ourselves as riders on the earth together, brothers on that bright loveliness in the eternal cold.
            -- Archibald MacLeish

 

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drives into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.
            -- Samuel Johnson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
            -- Henry David Thoreau

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
            -- Garth Brooks, Country Music

 

By trying we women can easily learn to endure stupidity, and adversity. I am of course referring a man’s stupidity, and adversity. ~~KB

 

 

 

Today’s Cool Word of the Day!!!

 

Steve  & Scott show off their thunderin thong skills

 

 

 

Probably too Easy for the  dynamic duo!!!  Masterboy and Bo

 

 

 

 

Change the position of just one of the words below so that all the words are in an alphabetical sequence:


llama, phoenix, hyena, alligator, beaver, elephant, tortoise, antelope

 

 

Hay Hay Hay

 

battue

 

\bat-TOO\  

noun

 

 

Meaning

     : the beating of woods and bushes to flush game; also : a hunt in which this procedure is used

 

Example Sentence

     During the battue, rabbits scampered out of the bushes where they had been hiding and toward the open field.

 

Steve, Scott , and Johnny return with some more one-liners!

Few things upset my wife. It makes me feel rather
special to be one of them.

She thinks that tactics are a new kind of breath mint.

I just got my bill for my stay in the hospital. Now I
know why surgeons wear masks!

If it wasn't for plumbers, you'd have no place to go.

I either want less corruption, or a chance to participate.

Most would rather be ruined by praise than saved by
criticism.

Katrina victims are learning the Law of Diminishing
Compassion.

Force without justice is tyrannical.

Kamasutra Kamikaze: Willing to try every position in
one night or die trying.

When they say "instant credit," they actually mean
"instant debt".

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

Boredom is a sign of unused potential.

A father is a man who carries pictures in his billfold
where money used to be.

Kraft Foods laid off six thousand workers and
profits are up. Now they have 6 thousand more
people living on macaroni and cheese.


When someone asks you a question you don't
want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you
want to know?"

There are more than 50,000 earthquakes
throughout the world every year!

The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'!

Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or
left handed... or is that paws?!

Man does not live by words alone, despite the
fact that sometimes he has to eat them.

 

Joke #1

 

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their (Butt) ass. Tiggy thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their (Butt)  ass is too big...

10% of women think their (Butt) ass is too little...

The other 5% say that they don't care -
they love him and would have married him anyway.

 

Joke # 2

 

A man walks into an ice cream parlor and says "Can I have a pint of chocolate ice cream, please?"

The clerk looks up and says "Sorry sir, but we don't have any chocolate left."

After careful pondering the man says, "OK, I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream, then"

The clerk grows frustrated and replies "No, I'm sorry, there IS NO CHOCOLATE."

The man apologizes and stares at the menu for a while, and then says "Fine, give me just one scoop of chocolate ice cream please."

The clerk takes a breath and says "Sir, could you please spell VAN, as in Vanilla?"

The man is intrigued, and so spells out "V-A-N."

The clerk nods. "Now spell STRAW, as in strawberry, please?"

"S-T-R-A-W", replies the man.

"And finally, spell STINK, as in chocolate?"

The man starts to say "S-T... wait a minute, there's no 'stink' in chocolate!"

"NOW we understand each other!" the clerk exclaims.   
  

 

Joke # 3

 

 

What do you call a lawyer stuck on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call a hundred lawyers stuck on the
moon?
A problem.

What do you call all the lawyers in the world
stuck on the moon?
Problem solved!

 

 

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Move Antelope from the end to the beginning; the initial letters will then spell alphabet.