Sunny 97.3 ‘s Phinally Phriday Phlingers

 

Don’t pass on the first day what would be a trophy on the last, either in hunting or with women. ~~JD

 

"A peculiar virtue in wildlife ethics is that the hunter ordinarily has no gallery to applaud or disapprove of his conduct. Whatever his acts, they are dictated by his own conscience, rather than by a mob of onlookers. It is difficult to exaggerate the importance of this fact."
   Aldo Leopold

 

"Accomplishment and Success in hunting are often the result of Commitment and Perseverance rather than skill or talent". ~~SR

 

“What archery really needs is more archers who can answer the question ‘What did you get?’ by saying ‘Exactly what I went out for . . . . a good time, companionship, recreation and adventures.’ Too many guys are inclined to apologize because they don’t bag game.” - - Erle Stanley Gardner

 

Definition: Arrow Rest... A two inch sapling half way between an archer and a deer. " ..Fristie Balboa

 

Vegetarian: old Native American word for lousy hunter. ~~SM

 

If your against logging try using plastic toilet paper. Anon. Yooper.

 

"If you're gonna eat, somethings got to die". --Ted Nuggent

 

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity". ~~KB

 

 

 

Today’s Cool Word of the Day!!!

 

You have been sharpening up all week for this gimme!

Show us what you got,,,,,,, or not.

 

What's the rebus, here:

J, ____ & Titanic 

 

 

Hay Hay Hay

 

There will be some of both of these in the woods tomorrow.

nimrod

 

Nim·rod

Pronunciation:

\ˈnim-ˌräd\

Function:

noun

Etymology:

Hebrew Nimrōdh

Date:

15th century

1: a descendant of Ham represented in Genesis as a mighty hunter and a king of Shinar

2not capitalized : hunter

3not capitalized slang : idiot , jerk

 

Top signs you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:

7. He eats what he calls duckbutter sammiches to hide his smell.
6. His hunting blind is 4x4 that always plays country music.
5.  Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of his buddies show up dressed up as Vikings.
4.  Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3.  As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey caafful."
2.  He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
1.   He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"

 

 

Joke # 1

 

An elderly gentleman was reading his recovery-room
record at the hospital where I work. He looked quite
concerned at one notation.  

"I know I was in a bit of a muddle, but I didn't realize
I was that bad," he said to me apologetically. "I hope
I didn't offend anyone."  

He was greatly relieved when I explained the acronym
in question meant "Short Of Breath" and not what he
thought.

 

Joke # 2

 

Q: Why don't cannibals eat weathermen?
A: Because they give them wind.

Q: What do you get if you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A bird that plucks itself.

Q: Why did the DJ swallow Apples before deer hunting?
A: So he could wait in the woods with baited breath.

Arguing with a DJ is like mud wrestling a pig, sooner or later you will realize they both like it.

 

 

Joke # 3

 

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman, from Johnny, Scott, and Steve.

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

 

 

 

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